Kelly The Uncomfortable Ghost

me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:21:40 -0400

me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:56 -0400

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:25 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:14 -0400

pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:12:58 -0400

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:27:52 -0400

Favorite Movies: Tangled (2010) Flower gleam and glow, let...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:20:37 -0400

Favorite Movies: Tangled (2010)

Flower gleam and glow, let your powers shine. Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine. Heal what has been hurt, change the fates design. Save what has been lost, bring back what once was mine. What once was mine.

chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:20:05 -0400

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

jackwhiteinthecoldnight: This dude in my lecture is just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:55:25 -0400

jackwhiteinthecoldnight:

This dude in my lecture is just watching Supernatural and not giving any fucks.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:50:32 -0400

manicpixiedeathbitch: Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone Harry Potter and the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:47:37 -0400

manicpixiedeathbitch:

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

what sorcery is this

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:47:09 -0400

what sorcery is this

sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:19:36 -0400

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:04 -0400

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:57:47 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:55:19 -0400

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:52:16 -0400

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.

rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:48:47 -0400

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

lychgate: no way guys

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:37:11 -0400

lychgate:

no way guys

bepeu: it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:34:15 -0400

bepeu:

it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot